Wobbly tables drive me crazy. A wobbly table can single-handedly ruin a customer’s
experience. How many times have you seen a spilled glass of water land in someone’s lap?
(Maybe that has happened to you personally.) Or a server on their knees shoving napkins
under a table leg? Does that make you want to come back? What does that do for a
I have a friend who, when she thinks about one particular Mexican restaurant, only
remembers the time she lost an entire margarita in an epic crash — shattered glass and all
— thanks to a wobbly table. She doesn’t remember how that margarita tasted (or anything
else on the menu, for that matter).
But what bothers me the most about wobbly tables is that they don’t need to exist —there
is a solution!
I was reading an article by Philip Dhingra, “Wobbly Tables and the Problem with Futurism,”
in which he suggests that wobbly tables aren’t going away because, as he puts it, “The
future may already be here, but we don’t use it.” He suggests that restaurant owners
assume that their floors are perfectly flat (they aren’t) and that shoving something under a
table leg is a good solution (it isn’t).
When it comes to wobbly tables, the future IS here. It’s a new line of all terrain products
with Tap To Adapt™ technology called STABLZ™.
STABLZ™ technology features a game changing vertical support, triangular in shape with a
patented pivot and angle of pivot at the apex of the triangle. A simple tap of the foot pivots
the triangle resulting in four points of contact on any terrain. No bending over or tools
required — it’s that simple!
It’s applicable in restaurants, on construction sites, for tailgating and camping — pretty
much any product elevated off the ground. It will make life easier for everyone from
construction workers to weekend handymen, from restaurateurs to flea market vendors,
and from avid campers to soccer moms.
We have completed all the hard work. Working with engineers and up-and-coming
engineering students, we have several designs already prototyped and tested, ready for
market. And we can customize new prototypes to fit your company’s exact needs.
Tap To Adapt™ technology size can range from a couple inches to stories high.
If your company’s products are elevated off the ground, STABLZ™ can be engineered to
your needs and provide your customer all terrain convenience.
If you are interested in learning more about what STABLZ™ technology can do for your
company’s products, contact me at firstname.lastname@example.org or (770) 315-1482.